*Austin Powers is a super spy!*
Austin: Groovy baby!
*Oh no! Dr. Evil is getting away! Austin shoots at him after he flies safely into space. Now they are frozen for 30 years so that they can rise again in the future.*
Austin: The 90's are shagadelic, baby!
Dr. Evil: Let's blow up the world for no reason at all!
Vanessa: I am a super smart, self-righteous woman who has made her name in this world. Let's save it, Mr. Powers!
Austin: You're shagadelic, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Haha, nice try. You have bad teeth.
*1 glass of champagne later*
Vanessa: Let's shag!
Austin: No it's not right, baby, you're wasted! So I'm going to shag the enemy instead!
*Meanwhile, in therapy*
Scott: My dad is trying to kill me.
Therapy group: No he's not, it just feels like that sometimes.
Dr. Evil: No, I am trying to kill him actually.
*Austin and Vanessa break into Virtuecon. Roll over innocent security guards. Dr. Evil tries to kill them with mutant sea bass. Surprise! They escape!
Scott: Dad, they're just going to escape!
Dr. Evil: Shhh!
Scott: But-
Dr. Evil: Knock, knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Shhh!
*Dr. Evil launches missile to destroy Earth. Austin stops it. Dr. Evil gets away.*
Scott: Great Dad, first you would've let them kill me, now you leave me again! I hate you! *Slams door*
*Headquarters blows up. Only Vanessa and Austin survive.*
Austin: Now let's get married and shag baby!
The End.
Actual Trailer
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